Karsten's Improv (Updated)

Karsten approached me this morning, "You want to hear a joke?" The boy had never made such an offer before, so I quickly agreed.

Karst: How do ducks fly?

Me: Um, with their wings?

Karst: YES!

He followed that whopper with this:

Karst: How do ducks fly with their wings?

Me: Hmm, how?

Karst: [stands up and starts flapping his arms wildly in duck-like fashion]

Wow, that's comedy gold.
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Travis adds Thursday AM: Karsten is apparently working on new material. At breakfast this morning he delivered another side-splitter.

Karst: What did the spoon say to the cereal?

Me: I don't know, what?

Karst: "Who put me in this milk?!"