...a lonely slob.
Melissa and the kids are in Pendleton visiting relatives. I'm about to leave my office and plan a sensible dinner...for one. I've got it narrowed down to a bowl of Cheerios or a bagel. I'll probably go with the bagel, since finger food minimizes the pile of dirty dishes I've accumulated in the kitchen sink. In that vein, I'll drink the milk right out of the carton too.
OK, I'm starting to gross myself out.
Melis', don't worry, I'll swiffer up a little before you guys come back home.
2 comments:
Open a bag of spinach and top it off with some carrot juice.
Fresh out of spinach, Mom. I've got some cake frosting in the cupboard -- how 'bout that? I wouldn't even need to dirty a spoon!
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