Dumb Olympic Events (Part II)

Karsten and I watched some Olympic handball competition this week. It wasn't long before Karst' turned to me and suggested, "Let's watch another sport."



This guy summed the event up pretty well.

Handball is basically water polo without the water or skill, soccer without feet or skill, lacrosse without sticks or skill, or most closely, basketball without the rules or skill.
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You see, there don’t seem to be any real rules in Handball. The guys run with the ball, dribble occasionally, slam into each other, grab at each other, jump up and down without throwing, fake throw, and let it fly from point blank range when they feel like it.

He also has an amusing plan for Team USA to dominate the sport in future Olympics.