The Ryder Cup gets underway this week at Louisville's Valhalla Golf Club without Team USA's most talented member. This puts us in a desperate situation, as we have lost the last three contests to the Euros, but I think I've come up with a way Tiger can contribute. 'Zinger can strategically place him next to Euro players on the course as they start their swing, and then...
If that doesn't work, Tiger can pull out a little bag of Nike One Platinum golf balls and throw them at the Euros while they're trying to swing.
Some may say this is really bad sportsmanship, but they would be wrong. Why? It just isn't, OK!
I'm not very optimistic, but I hope Team USA makes it competitive. Even if Tiger doesn't take my advice.
No comments:
Post a Comment